Archive for the ‘Rock 'n' Roll’ Category

Happy Birthday, Angus Young!

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

The ageless schoolboy turns 55 years old today.  Now, I could go into a rant on how AC/DC is the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in the history of the world (with KISS being a close second) — but I won’t.  This is an ode to the man himself.  I have seen AC/DC numerous times in concert, and Angus’ “in your face” presence and on-stage antics never cease to amaze me.  He is a SHOWMAN in every sense of the word, and has entertained his audience like none other for the past 37 years.  Even if you are not a fan of the band, do yourself a favor and throw “No Bull” or “Live In Donnington” on your Netflix queue.

Yes, he’s cut his hair (long hair looks terrible when you’re going bald); yes, his ceremonial concert “mooning” is tamed a bit (he now only strips down to his boxer shorts); but the man can still “duckwalk” around stage, run back and forth for two straight hours, and go into his trademark spasms, or “seizure fits,” with the same enthusiasm and intensity that entertained his fans when AC/DC was playing tiny clubs in Australia in the 1970’s.

I had the pleasure of meeting Angus (and the rest of the band) back in 2000, during a Virgin Megastore album-signing session in New York City’s Times Square.  I waited in line for nearly three hours–and it was worth every minute.  I asked him to pose for me as I snapped a photo, and of course he went right into character, grimacing and placing his hands atop his head sporting the devil horns.

Eventually, every rock star’s career must come to an end (even that of a 5 foot 2 inch, 115 lb. fireball), but one thing is for certain:  Angus Young has successfully left his mark.  Not too shabby for a guy who gave up school at age 15 and went to work for a soft porn magazine (Ribald) as a printer. ;)

Being Vince Neil

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

(while fully-understanding that the ‘Crue just isn’t the ‘Crue without Vince)

I’ve combined a bunch of lyrics from various songs.  Everything in parentheses shows how the preceding word should be enunciated whilst doing a Vince Neil impression.  Master this, and you are one step closer to American Idol.

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LA (aya-lay) girls they payed the rent (ray-ant)
While we got drunk on Sunset (Sun say-at) Strip (Stree-ap)
And all the cash (kay-ash) they made we spent (spay-ant)
On tattoos (tay-at-toos) and cigarettes (seega-ray-etts)

Sitting in the classroom (clay-ass room)
Thinking it’s a drag (dray-ag)
Listening to the teacher rap (ray-ap)
Just ain’t my bag (bay-ag)

Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs (lay-eegs) and burgundy lips (lee-apps)
Girls, Girls, Girls
Dancin’ down on Sunset Strip (Sun say-at Stree-ap)
Girls, Girls, Girls
Red lips (lee-apps), fingertips (finger tee-apps)

Rat-tailed (Ree-at tailed) Jimmy is a second hand (hay-and) hood
Deals out (ay-out) in Hollywood
Got a ‘65 Chevy, primered flames (fla-ames)
Traded for some powdered goods

Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody’s getting paid (pay-eed)
Jimmy’s got it wired, law’s for hire
Got it made (may-eed) in the shade (shay-eed)

Name dropping no-names
Glamorize cocaine (co-cayeen)
Puppets with strings (strangs) of gold
East L.A. (aya-lay) at midnight
Papa won’t be home tonight
Found dead with his best friend’s (free-and’s) wife

Great Music Web Sites!

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Okay, I’ve been getting pretty fired up about this stuff lately.  If you’re a music junkie like me, here are four (4) GREAT places to check out:

BLIP.fm

Awesome site that allows you to run your own radio station and play DJ.  You can “blip” your favorite songs as often as you want, and post them to a variety of social media sites.  In addition, you can scope out other “DJs” who have similar tastes in music and “reblip” their songs.  You also earn “Badges” by doing things like blipping for several days in a row, giving props to other DJs, having your songs reblipped by other DJs, and promoting friends to sign up for Blip.fm.  It’s a great way to become part of a community that equally shares your passion for music, and specific genres in particular.

Lala.com

This site allows you to take your own music, and fuse it with a HUGE, licensed catalog.  Play, buy, and share on the web.  You simply upload the tracks on your computer to your “Lala” collection.  You can get a feed of music suggestions from friends and industry experts, and easily purchase new music as well.  You can also listen to songs in their entirety before buying. Unlimited plays of a song on the web cost 10 cents.  MP3 downloads start at 79 cents.

GoMusicNow.com

I friggin’ LOVE this site.  It’s similar to iTunes, but all tracks cost either 9 cents or 15 cents (mainly depending on how new the music is).  You can purchase entire albums for like a dollar!  Now… you can’t find EVERYTHING on here that you can find on iTunes, but still probably a good 80% (and I listen to a lot of esoteric, hard-to-find music).

MusicBanter.com

A great internet music community/open forum.  If you enjoy reading about–and contributing to–discussions on a variety of genres, bands, specific musicians, albums, and music topics in general… this is a very cool site.  I know there are many forums on the web that are similar, but for some reason I’m particular to this one. :)

Album Review #1

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I will be doing several of these.  Let’s get right to the 80’s hair metal…

TWISTED SISTER :: YOU CAN’T STOP ROCK ‘N’ ROLL (1983)

Say what you will about Dee Snider – but the guy gets rock ‘n’ roll. I had the pleasure of meeting Dee back in ’97 at The Chance, a small club in Poughkeepsie, NY. He was wearing tight black leather (as his cross-dressing days had come to an end), and his bleached blonde hair was partially dyed pink. Awesome. The show was technically part of a small Twisted Sister reunion tour, but they played under the name “Dee Snider and the SMF’s” (Sick MotherFu**ers).

Anyway, the only reason this album tops Stay Hungry is merely due to its 3-chord rock ‘n’ roll consistency. Stay Hungry featured some amazing singles, but YCSRnR is a nearly perfect rock ‘n’ roll album from start to finish. Each song just “feeds into” the next, and the listener is never caught off guard. Even the ballad “You’re Not Alone,” written about Dee’s wife, fits into the rest of the album. It doesn’t seem out of place, because the vocals are still of the vintage “Dee” style. He can sing softly, he can yell a chorus and stay in tune, and he mixes both seemingly without effort (which, in my opinion, is something a lot of vocalists are unable to achieve).

Notable tracks: The Kids are Back, Ride to Live (Live to Ride), We’re Gonna Make It